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Friday, November 19, 2004 | |
Off the wall
Once there was a little Fly, perched on the wall, Gave her Flyboy a challenge, thought he didn't have the gall, And off she flew from her stall, she was going to have a ball. Flyboy was no sugar and spice, in fact, he was a little sly, No, no, no, he wanted to prove he was not some regular guy, Muahaha, his fingers tapped, he was gonna make her cry. Little Fly, innocent and unknowing, read his solemn post Her lips trembled, her face drained, as though she's seen a ghost All she could do was drink black coffee and chew on burnt toast Flyboy called, his mood high, pleased as pie "How was my post? Did the Fly die?" "Oh, it was alright," poor Fly was forced to lie. Flyboy laughed, didn't I say he was pretty sly? "You were floored, admit it, don't be shy." "Ok, ok, it was good. Now, shut up and good bye." Flyboy laughed again, even more pleased than pie While poor Fly really felt like she could die "Yeah, it was good," she sighed, "You made me cry." She waited for the peals of laughter from the other end, But there was none, only silence and the whirring of the fan, "Hello? Hello?" My God, what has happened to the man? "I meant what I wrote, you know?" he said, It better be, she thought, or you'll be dead, "I know," she said, "but my dear, you still won't get laid." So once there was a little Fly who fell off the wall, Cause her Flyboy rose to the challenge, oh boy, he did have the gall, Alas! It's a bloody fine way for a Fly to fall, thanks for reading, good day, y'all. | |
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A neurotic, nail biting, slightly schizo, caffeine crazed copywriter who doesn't know better than waste her life in the pursuit of the golden pencil a.k.a The One Show.
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people mentioned in this blog |
I realised that it is increasingly difficult for you to identify who's who in this blog. So here's a
rundown. Will try to categorise entries to names but that will take some time, cause I still haven't
figured out how to do it. In the agency Big Billy - Boss, my Creative Director Donna - beautiful bimbo Account Executive Heng - the art director I used to work with Hoe, Mr - my favourite client Jenna - the art director I'm working with now Susan - street smart Group Account Director Tina - my Traffic Manager Tomas - fellow copywriter, confidante Beyond the agency June & Mila - my best gal pals Matt - the guy dating me Minnie & Moe - my guppies Trish - the friend who set me up with Matt *all names have been changed. |
my zany portfolio |
I'll paste work here periodically. But none of them will be real client work - just my own initiates and doodling.
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awesome ad of the week |
G-Day Coffee TVC. Scene opens on guy trying to slide down a dry water slide. He gets stuck. He finally manages to squeak all the way down. TVC ends with him savouring a mug of G-Day coffee and the tag "Save water for G-Day coffee". A bit unreal but I love the humour. And the talent, the Each Other actor (I forgot his name), is super. He makes it work. |
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