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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
The fattened calf
"I'm on a diet," I said to Matt.
"Why?" he asked, pushing the slice of cheese cake towards me, "Eat."

Not that I'm obese but I've put on 2 kgs over the last 2 months. And I blame him. All Matt Metabolism wants to do is eat. He is hungry all the time, eats all the time. He gobbles and the fats magically transmigrates to me. Atkins should get a load of this.

"You look better with a little weight," he continued, "You're practically wasting away."
"This," I said, pinching the tube of lard round my waist, "is not looking better."
"Hmm," with his brows knitted in deep concentration, he adds thoughtfully, "your boobs are though."
I bop him on the head and crinkles my nose in mock displeasure.
"Aww, come on, don't be sad. Here, have some cake," he laughs.

I suspect all this force-feeding is his evil bid to fatten me into a C cup. Before I'm lead to the slaughter.

So I'll head for the gym tomorrow. And Die-t another day.

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    A neurotic, nail biting, slightly schizo, caffeine crazed copywriter who doesn't know better than waste her life in the pursuit of the golden pencil a.k.a The One Show. To console me, click here.

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    Female. Lives in Malaysia/Selangor/Petaling Jaya, speaks English. Eye color is brown. I am what my mother calls unique. I am also optimistic. My interests are diving/blogging.
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    I realised that it is increasingly difficult for you to identify who's who in this blog. So here's a rundown. Will try to categorise entries to names but that will take some time, cause I still haven't figured out how to do it.
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    June & Mila - my best gal pals
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